Rory's view: The Big Bang

Dragon here. Sorry this is late.

RORY'S VIEW PART SOMETHING: THE BIG BANG

"So the universe ended. You missed that. In 102 AD. I suppose this means you and I never get born at all. Twice in my case." I tip Amy lifeless head towards me slightly. "You would've laughed at that. Please laugh! The Doctor said the universe was huge and ridiculous and sometimes there were miracles. I could do with a ridiculous miracle about now."

And, just as I say that, the Doctor appears in a flash of electricity, holding a mop and wearing a fez! He says, "Rory! Listen, she's not dead. Well, she is dead, but it's not the end of the world." He shouldered the mop and carried on. "Well, it is the end of the world. Actually, it's the end of the universe." He look at his mop. "Oh, no. Hang on!" And he disappears again.

"Doctor? Doctor!" I shout in confusion.

He reappears. "You need to get me out of the Pandorica."

"But you're not you're not in the Pandorica!"

He throws his sonic screwdriver hand to hand, "Yes, I am. Well, I'm not now, but i was back then. Which is back now from your point of view, which is back then from my point of view. Time travel, you can't keep it straight in your head. It's easy to open from the outside just point and press."

He demoed the screwdriver for me before giving it to me. Still confused. "Now go."

Again, he disappears. I look at the sonic thinking, "What?"

He comes back again. "Oh, and,er, when you're done, leave my screwdriver in her top pocket. Good luck!"

"What do you mean? Done what?!"